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Why am I here, and where are my pants?

Welcome to my strange little corner of Tumblr! My name is Chris, and I will be your host on this somewhat-but-not-really-thrilling adventure. There's all sorts of things wrong in my head. I don't often think things through, and I'm not the brightest bulb in the Hanukkah tree. Musical tastes range from smooth jazz to power metal. (shitty) Musician, (awful) actor, (mediocre) playwright. Self-proclaimed Nintendo fanboy. Anime enthusiast. Manga reader. This is my little blog of joys and wonders (that is, the shit that I like). Enjoy! Or don't. I can't tell you what to do.
Sep 23 '14

officialrule34:

chiens-de-diamant:

Yeah, I’m not buying Smash for the 3Ds.
How could anyone even play Smash with only one stick.

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Sep 23 '14

dutchster:

roachpatrol:

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

these sound completely legit

Sep 23 '14

(Source: gotitforcheap)

Sep 23 '14
Holla if you hear King Koopa

botanicsage:

What I will be dropkicking fools to in Smash 4. :D

Sep 23 '14

seigneurruei:

tamorapierce:

humansofcolor:

thecraftychemist:

They are literally putting millions of people in danger.

Vaccinate your kids.  Don’t put other kids at risk.

-I’m not putting anyone at risk by not vaccinating my children

…so your children dont count as people? Nor the ppl they risk infecting if they get infected?

(Source: sandandglass)

Sep 23 '14

Anonymous asked:

Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

paleskinhazeleyes:

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE

Sep 23 '14

(Source: just-for-grins)

Sep 23 '14

(Source: mk2501)

Sep 23 '14
abhorrentafro:

i have not seen the video this image is taken from but the look on his face is as if these five pancakes with a gallon of syrup are going to be a huge challenge to accomplish and he needs all his focus if he wants to get through this
or perhaps one of his underlings came into his office just as he was enjoying his breakfast to tell him some less than desireable news, like maybe the entire roster for the new smash bros game was leaked onto the internet and nobody was happy about it, or another petition to localize mother 3 in america was brought to his attention
whatever the reason, these pancakes are not going to eat themselves and there is no better man for the job than the regginator

abhorrentafro:

i have not seen the video this image is taken from but the look on his face is as if these five pancakes with a gallon of syrup are going to be a huge challenge to accomplish and he needs all his focus if he wants to get through this

or perhaps one of his underlings came into his office just as he was enjoying his breakfast to tell him some less than desireable news, like maybe the entire roster for the new smash bros game was leaked onto the internet and nobody was happy about it, or another petition to localize mother 3 in america was brought to his attention

whatever the reason, these pancakes are not going to eat themselves and there is no better man for the job than the regginator

(Source: antibenz)

Sep 23 '14

(Source: tsundere-dragon)