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Why am I here, and where are my pants?

Welcome to my strange little corner of Tumblr! My name is Chris, and I will be your host on this somewhat-but-not-really-thrilling adventure. There's all sorts of things wrong in my head. I don't often think things through, and I'm not the brightest bulb in the Hanukkah tree. Musical tastes range from smooth jazz to power metal. (shitty) Musician, (awful) actor, (mediocre) playwright. Self-proclaimed Nintendo fanboy. Anime enthusiast. Manga reader. This is my little blog of joys and wonders (that is, the shit that I like). Enjoy! Or don't. I can't tell you what to do.
Aug 30 '14

(Source: antiocial)

Aug 30 '14

playbunny:

drew this based off an ask i got the other day
this is their relationship in a nutshell :33c

Aug 29 '14

stability:

friendly reminder that you can fight for equality without shitting on other people’s lifestyles

(Source: stability)

Aug 29 '14
eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

Aug 29 '14

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.

Aug 29 '14
Aug 29 '14

assiest:

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

Aug 29 '14

YO.

- I cannot stand you.
- I need advice.
- Put a photo?
♣ - I hate your tumblr.
● - I admire you very much.
♥ - Will you marry me?
- I love you.
☺ - I’m too ashamed to talk to you.
 - Wish you were mine.
 - You are ridiculous.
 - Your tumblr is one of my favorites!
₪  - Leave tumblr. You are weak.
- Age?
- Sexual orientation?
❈ - Last song you listened?
▲ - Favorite Number?
- Your perfect girl/boy?

(Source: askboxmemes)

Aug 28 '14

okashido:

flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

Beauty

(Source: youslyraccoon)

Aug 28 '14

(Source: ryujijigoku)