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Why am I here, and where are my pants?

Welcome to my strange little corner of Tumblr! My name is Chris, and I will be your host on this somewhat-but-not-really-thrilling adventure. There's all sorts of things wrong in my head. I don't often think things through, and I'm not the brightest bulb in the Hanukkah tree. Musical tastes range from smooth jazz to power metal. (shitty) Musician, (awful) actor, (mediocre) playwright. Self-proclaimed Nintendo fanboy. Anime enthusiast. Manga reader. This is my little blog of joys and wonders (that is, the shit that I like). Enjoy! Or don't. I can't tell you what to do.
Aug 27 '14

Said the Oracle to the Witch…

outofcontextdnd:

Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.

Aug 26 '14
Freddy Fazfuck

marksleftnutt:

This is the greatest mispronunciation of All Time.

Aug 26 '14

(Source: ufwhoa)

Aug 26 '14

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

Aug 25 '14

drtanner:

feferipeixies:

if i ever don’t reblog this assume i’m dead

Remember that this game was supposed to be educational.

Aug 25 '14
Aug 25 '14
Aug 25 '14

(Source: bat-relief)

Aug 25 '14
highupinthememebranch:

I can’t wait for 50 shades of grey

highupinthememebranch:

I can’t wait for 50 shades of grey

Aug 25 '14

frlg:

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thanks