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Why am I here, and where are my pants?

Welcome to my strange little corner of Tumblr! My name is Chris, and I will be your host on this somewhat-but-not-really-thrilling adventure. There's all sorts of things wrong in my head. I don't often think things through, and I'm not the brightest bulb in the Hanukkah tree. Musical tastes range from smooth jazz to power metal. (shitty) Musician, (awful) actor, (mediocre) playwright. Self-proclaimed Nintendo fanboy. Anime enthusiast. Manga reader. This is my little blog of joys and wonders (that is, the shit that I like). Enjoy! Or don't. I can't tell you what to do.
Oct 20 '14
Oct 20 '14
Oct 20 '14

e-dirt:

good quotes from atla:

  • flameo hotman
  • no fire lord ozai, YOURE not wearing pants!

(Source: 52396)

Oct 20 '14
Oct 20 '14
Oct 20 '14
tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

image

(Source: josiephone)

Oct 20 '14
janejana:

this is so beautiful i’m crying

janejana:

this is so beautiful i’m crying

(Source: mad-inked-gypsy)

Oct 20 '14

t4ilwhip:

lyricallucas:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

Dude this sounds fun

send me these please c: 

(Source: wishtoconfess)

Oct 19 '14
sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

Oct 19 '14
hopeinmotion:

awwww-cute:

I have the cutest monster under my bed

omg it’s face at the end.

hopeinmotion:

awwww-cute:

I have the cutest monster under my bed

omg it’s face at the end.