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Why am I here, and where are my pants?

Welcome to my strange little corner of Tumblr! My name is Chris, and I will be your host on this somewhat-but-not-really-thrilling adventure. There's all sorts of things wrong in my head. I don't often think things through, and I'm not the brightest bulb in the Hanukkah tree. Musical tastes range from smooth jazz to power metal. (shitty) Musician, (awful) actor, (mediocre) playwright. Self-proclaimed Nintendo fanboy. Anime enthusiast. Manga reader. This is my little blog of joys and wonders (that is, the shit that I like). Enjoy! Or don't. I can't tell you what to do.
Apr 16 '14

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Apr 16 '14
Apr 16 '14
okashido:

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry


it snowed here.it’s april….and it snowed during a blood moon.i hate michigan.

okashido:

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

it snowed here.

it’s april….and it snowed during a blood moon.

i hate michigan.

(Source: blowsive)

Apr 16 '14

bionichute:

people who don’t want waluigi in smash 4

image

Apr 16 '14
macpye:

nyoom

macpye:

nyoom

(Source: thesplendid-life)

Apr 16 '14

(Source: theshuffles)

Apr 16 '14
Apr 16 '14
Apr 16 '14

omglobitsalex:

THESE ARE SO GREAT

(Source: koolroffenvena)

Apr 15 '14
visirion:

xekstrin:


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

Here’s a video, so you can see more angles, including the wounds on his feet.

visirion:

xekstrin:

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

Here’s a video, so you can see more angles, including the wounds on his feet.

(Source: circuitfry)