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Why am I here, and where are my pants?

Welcome to my strange little corner of Tumblr! My name is Chris, and I will be your host on this somewhat-but-not-really-thrilling adventure. There's all sorts of things wrong in my head. I don't often think things through, and I'm not the brightest bulb in the Hanukkah tree. Musical tastes range from smooth jazz to power metal. (shitty) Musician, (awful) actor, (mediocre) playwright. Self-proclaimed Nintendo fanboy. Anime enthusiast. Manga reader. This is my little blog of joys and wonders (that is, the shit that I like). Enjoy! Or don't. I can't tell you what to do.
Jul 23 '14
Here, followers.  Have a “bored-power-is-out-at-work-it’s-way-too-fucking-hot-in-here” selfie.

Here, followers. Have a “bored-power-is-out-at-work-it’s-way-too-fucking-hot-in-here” selfie.

Jul 23 '14

(Source: birdurer)

Jul 23 '14
Jose Gonzalez - Teardrop (In Our Nature)
Jul 23 '14

VIDEOGAME ASKS

  • A: Favorite Game of all time?
  • B: Favorite Series of all time?
  • C: Least Favorite Game of all time?
  • D: Favorite Soundtrack?
  • E: Favorite Sequel?
  • F: Biggest Let down?
  • G: What're you currently playing?
  • H: Favorite local multiplayer game?
  • I: Favorite Online multiplayer game?
  • J: Favorite system?
  • K: Game you're most looking forward to?
  • L: Favorite Licensed title?
  • M: Favorite Game of last year?
  • N: Favorite protagonist?
  • O: Favorite antagonist?
  • P: Favorite Genre?
  • Q: Any Guilty Pleasure Games?
  • R: Most underrated game?
  • S: Most overrated game?
  • T: Best game memory?
  • U: Favorite Handheld title?
  • V: First game you remember playing?
  • W: Any games you regret getting rid of?
  • X: What you'd like to change about your favorite franchise?
  • Y: What game would you want your child to play first?
  • Z: Game character you most associate with?
Jul 23 '14
mission-j-frog:

thank you urban dictionary

mission-j-frog:

thank you urban dictionary

Jul 23 '14

selhorys:

when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home

(Source: duhnairies)

Jul 23 '14
gamko:

Okay, but, like, have you seen the official soundtrack titles for the new Planet of the Apes

gamko:

Okay, but, like, have you seen the official soundtrack titles for the new Planet of the Apes

Jul 23 '14
wwerecaptioned:

Tempers flare at the bi-annual Bald-Suit convention when a tank-topped guy with hair shows up.

wwerecaptioned:

Tempers flare at the bi-annual Bald-Suit convention when a tank-topped guy with hair shows up.

Jul 23 '14

obtuse-juice:

you know what guys? I don’t care, I don’t even need mario kart 8. my best friend from the future paid me a visit and gave me this

image

that’s right

the 64th entry in the mario kart series. and I’m the first one to get a hold of it

Jul 23 '14

gorons eat fucking rocks they have a nutritional system based on rocks green rocks are healthier than good tasting red rocks this shit is canon fuck you ill screamm all i want

(Source: joyceanfartboner)